Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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