Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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