the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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