I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Randomize
