Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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