Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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