I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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