Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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