i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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