READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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