How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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