fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
