wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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