i may or may not be watching the land before time
stop calling my apartment porn island.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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