do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Randomize
