think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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