i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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