I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
