dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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