I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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