I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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