thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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