i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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