rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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