i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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