dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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