In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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