We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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