she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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