just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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