Christians are straight up FREAKS
My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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