did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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