FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
