i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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