just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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