So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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