Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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