glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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