dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
The adults are the big ones right?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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