it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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