so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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