Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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