Dual....:-)
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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