For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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