I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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