I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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