Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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