4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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