Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
She's not a foreskin expert like you
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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