my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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