My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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