On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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