Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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