I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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