Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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